#can you tell
I made a prediction for the horse miraculous user zagtoons please hire me
instead of a lucky charm/cataclysm, they just go *john mulaney voice*: and i will stomp you to death with my hooves, and then they do it.
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if you can’t draw kisses, just put a hat in front of it! The unedited pic is under the cut!
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…as a person who spend an hour this morning and two hours last night looking for Hydroxychloroquine because her father has rheumatoid arthritis and he has about two weeks of that medication left, and discovering that there is not a single box of it in the whole of Moscow, I would like to shoot the person who came up with the “Hydroxychloroquine saves from corona” bullshit in the head.
Sometimes I want to write a Beakley/Black Heron shipfic just so I can call it “The Spy Who Loved Me.” (And also imagine cover art with “Hated” in the “original” title crossed out and replaced with “Loved”… probably in spray paint. By Black Heron.)
SpotifyWrapped is out and I’ve never felt so exposed.
the rest of boyfriend!day6 *coming in the future*
jae sungjin youngk wonpil
- here’s the tea
- i feel like he’d fall head over heels immediately
- because his love for you would smack him upside the head
- it’d be so unexpected but ????? he literally couldn’t remember what it was like to exist without these feelings ????? he couldn’t function anymore ??? but he was fine with it ????
- idk why but in my head there’s this one situation that really seems like it’d be how dowoon meets the love of his life so im going to go with it and it is going to become your au you are welcome
- it’d probably happen somewhere average, like the convenience store or in a coffee shop or something
- he’d be off in his own lil world looking at snacks
- and you’d be deadset on getting this one snack (not dowoon,,,,,,,,,,,,yet)
- but !! you couldn’t find that snack
- because this wasn’t your usual store, you were just in this area for some frustrating social obligation and your snack was your reward for making it through and you were going to be Very Hurt if you did not get this snack
- as you find yourself in one of the last aisles, you finally see another person, and normally you’d avoid people at all costs but you were desperate and he looked ,,,,,,,,, approachable enough ,,,,, and by that i mean he was emanating with this warm light and you kinda wanted to figure out what that was all about like did they have special fluorescent lights in this store or were you in the presence of an actual angel ???
- so you do it. you go up to him. and you ask for his help in your snack finding mission. and his eyes are a lil unfocused at first which is
cuyuhte as heckbut once his eyes and mind focus oh man he is gone - firstly he is like wOW people ???? can ???? look ???? like ???? this????
- and secondly he is like !!!! someone !!!! wants !!!! my !!!! help !!!!!
- since usually people baby him and he is like i am a Big Kid and i will take on this worthy mission
- and then his mind lowkey panics because waIT WHAT IS THE MISSION AGAIN I AM TOO DISTRACTED
- don’t worry he figures it out
- and he finds you your snack
- it’s not before long you two become each other’s snacks hehe
- i know everyone talks about how shy our lil bean is and it’s totally true but honestly ??? his feelings would be so strong that i think while he’d be shy for the initial period, it’d be short-lived and he’d warm up to you so so quickly
- and once that happened there was no turning back
- you got a glimpse of this wonderful weirdo in every kind of light
- and like ????? he had never been happier
- jae would try to roast him for it and he’d just be like Yes i am SHINING around them thank you for noticing
- wonpil is definitely jealous ,,,,,,,, and sad ,,,,,,, it’s okay wonpil he still loves you !!!
- once wonpil meets you his plan of being >:-( to you quickly dissolves into him being :’D over how cute you and dowoon are
- and that literally never goes away. wonpil is your and dowoon’s biggest stan
- so after a while of being madly in love with you but doing absolutely nothing about it other than glow brian is like ,,,, dowoon wyd
- and our sweet baby angel is like ?? huh ?? i’m watching tv wyd
- commence brian laughing and sungjin helping him explain to dowoon that feelings are not telepathically discovered they have to be expressed
- brian definitely tries to get dowoon to recite sungjin’s part in “when you love someone”
- dowoon almost does it for the laughs
- but instead he just texts you and is like “hey! let’s go get snacks!”
- this was not out of the ordinary, so you just head out of your place when he’s there and you two walk to the convenience store and the whole time you’re both going on and on about your days and honestly dowoon is less active in the conversation because 1) he is !! nervous !! and 2) he’s just so invested in listening to you talk especially when he is going to say such a big thing to you in a few short minutes
- you don’t really notice because he has his beautiful goofy smile adorning his face and his eyes are focused on you as usual
he’s a really attentive boy despite his daydreaming nature - you arrive at the convenience store and it’s actually the one you two first met at
- because dowoon wanted “a longer walk”
- except really he did it so he could take you to the same aisle you were in when you approached him for the first time
- and when you two are standing there he accidentally interrupts your anecdote and he is like OMG iM So soRRy and you’re like omg no it’s fine !!! i’ve been talking this whole time !!! what do you wanna say ??
- and he thinks it’s so cute that you’re completely oblivious but that also makes him !! extra !! nervous but he’s already interrupted you so he can’t back out now
- he blurts out confidently that “this is where i saw you for the first time and you asked me to help you find your favorite snacks and i’m gonna be honest i didn’t really pay attention because i was so distracted at how beautiful you are and i want to help you find your favorite snacks for like ,,,,, ever ,,,,, like i wanna help you and be with you and feed you and just like be happy with you so if you want to do that too ,,,,,, maybe we could ,,,,,, dateorsomethingyouknowitmightbefun!!!!!!”
- you’re :-0 the whole time and dowoon is sweating but he’s also :’) once you process what he said you just smile really big and he knows what that means so he smiles really big too and you both just kinda stand in the aisle smiling super big and giggling and he just intertwines your fingers and you both go back to looking for snacks
- dowoon’s actually looking at you every other second and BEAMING but you’re doing the same thing so it’s okay
- you both head back to your place with bags of snacks still holding hands and swinging your arms back and forth
- back at your place, dowoon puts the snacks down and out of nowhere is like hEY can i kiss you
- and you’re like omg yes and you give him a lil kiss
- and he’s like hmm,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
- before you can ask what he’s thinking about he kisses you
- and it becomes a lil game like y’all just sharing sweet kisses it’s so cute
- that’s how you spend your first time together as a couple, eating snacks and kissing and holding hands and watching tv or videos and just laughing and being Soft
- it’s basically what you two have been doing since you met but more contact is involved
- with dowoon, it’s so natural and light !! like it just flows and of course there are bumps in the road here and there but the brightness of your relationship reallly just overpowers everything else
- he’s super whipped for you and you’re super whipped for him
- he’s heart eyes 25/8 and day6 is all teary-eyed when they see you two holding hands for the first time
- wonpil may
definitelyscreech - nothing really changes except you both are so much happier and !!!!!!!!!!!! everything is warm and beautiful
- big on holding you when you two are alone,,, just loves feeling you close to him and cannot live without snuggling his head into you and nuzzling your skin because he !!! feels !!! so !!! safe !!!
- and oh boy he loves holding you but you know what ??????? being the little spoon is glorious for him please hold this baby
- very much the type to wipe your tears away with his thumbs and keep your face in his hands and kiss your forehead
- loves when you play with his hair when he’s stressed or sad or really all the time
- his heart BURSTS whenever you’re around while he’s playing/performing/practicing and he’s definitely gonna make you play the drums lowkey to laugh at you if you don’t know how but also to hold you in his lap and rest his chin on your shoulder and tease you in that loving, boyish way
- he won’t be too savage though because he’s so soft for you and plus dowoon now has someone to roast jae when jae comes after him and someone to let him out of various locked locations when the boys are up to no good lmao you are his savior
- you two will learn together throughout the relationship and grow and just have the time of your lives together it’s so comfortable and surprising and relaxed and exciting and bright and genuine and moving and really true love is In The Air
- this is sO LonG and i regret NOTHING i love dowoon so much protect my sweet baby angel as much as he’ll protect you uwu
AHHHH QUALITY TIMEEE !!!! JUST LIKE SITTING IN SILENCE WITH EACH OTHER !!!! YA KNOWWW ???
My boyfriend is on his way over, but my pussy is full of my brothers cum and aching after servicing his 9 inch cock all afternoon.
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my favorite people giving off the same vibe <3 yeah
Oscar gif creds: nowritingonthewall
The Harry gif is mine <3
Thing-a-Week 41:The Power of Lesbians Shines Within You
It’s been Pride for a couple weeks, so something like this seems long overdue. I’d like to personally thank Toby Fox for dedicating every dang game he makes to wlw. That funky little dog is the one true ally.
Two Undertale/Deltarune Things back-to-back ‘cause I think everyone needs some simple wholesome positivity sometimes.
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“‘Spite all the shit, fireworks still pop.”
“…. I’m surprised they’re workin’ fireworks, given how much has gone bad, heheh…”
“Wonder if Iru can see fireworks from his cave in the mountain.” The Zoroark, mask off for now, smiled in the light. “ ’S beautiful, ain’t it?”
“Happy new year, folks.”
Did someone ask for a Noodle doodle? No? Well I guess you have one anyway :P I tried to guess her ages through all her phases but there’s so much conflicting info I wasn’t sure where to go with most of it. Anyway I love her so much shes the best Gorillaz imho
7.17.17
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you know, if these two goobers were a lil less anti-social, i could see them being good friends!
judging by shane’s heart event, i doubt that was the first time harvey had to help him out with something like that anyway
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No one;
12-year old Sasuke; my ability to be happy evaporated when I was 8
School is like an update that takes 12 years to install.
And only about a third of it is useful, everything else is just there to waste your data storage because “it’s important”
