My little brother just got me one of my all time favourite albums in vinyl Nina Simone - Pastel Blues
im bout to get high af
I swear to God I’m gonna fucking kill these girls playing with my little brother’s emotions. Think it’s a game hoe.
My brother answered my message on Facebook today. He has two kids a boy and a girl. I’m an aunt! And our dad had absolutely nothing to do with him either, which is kinda nice to know. Someone else was in that boat with me the whole time and I never knew. He’s 33 and a mechanic. And he gave me his phone number and I am so excited to know him better because wow I have a big brother and I’m an aunt and we both have shared experience with our dick of a dad and I’m making quiet little dolphin noises thinking about it.
I remember I was driving a car really fast, while one of my brothers kept shouting, “CHICKEN STRIPS AT 12 O’CLOCK,” and I looked back while a giant chicken ran at me at top speeds. My younger step-brother ended up coming from underneath the driver seat, smacked me with a wrench, and I woke up.
I was in Descendants 3 and I fought my brother to the song ‘Night Falls’.
So me and some guy [who was my brother] ran away from home cause we were framed for murder, then we were taught how to shovel dirt like ninjas by some old guy. The police knew we were there so we ran and were stuck at some fall fair where we got lost in a corn maze. Then Link from Breath of the Wild helped us out and we stayed at his house and ate corn.
The four guys from Big Time Rush were brothers and also my cousins. Also, the Norse god Loki was there trying to kill me but I guess he decided I was chill so he gave me a makeover.
My brother tried to chase me with a knife in a psych ward while my parents were talking with our lawyer (also in the psych ward). I woke up screaming, “NO” on the side of my bed.
I asked my brother to get me chicken nuggets at the store, but when he came back he gave me a Subway footlong. When I asked him where the nuggets were, he opened the sandwich and the meat was chicken nuggets.
I was on a running track with my best friend and some other people but I really didn’t want to run and just before we started the session I realized that I was wearing regular clothes so I went to the locker room and told them that I will join them once I change. In the locker room I realized that the sports clothes I had didn’t match at all and there was a girl there who just stood there and stared at me as I tried to change. Then a strong storm hit and the clouds were really low, people had to bend a little to walk under them. Everyone gathered in one spot and sat on the ground to wait it out but some people were missing and a search team was sent out to find them. I realized that I had forgotten something important in the locker room so my brother showed up out of nowhere and went with me to get it but right before entering he warned me that going in would be dangerous.
My boyfriend and I were staying with my brother, and getting ready to go on a date. My brother was also preparing to meet his own date that same evening. My brother and my boyfriend also had both of their ex-girlfriends visiting at the time. When my brother’s date for the evening arrived I found both my brother and my boyfriend asleep in bed with their respective exes. I decided to go out with my brother’s new date, who was also a vampire.
I was a secret agent and I had to steal something from a school gym. My friend’s little brother and some other kid tried to stop me but I got away and I didn’t know how to get home so I tried to figure out a way to wake up. And I did.