#best memes

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evilwizard:

evilwizard:

Thebeard is a filter-feeding system attached to the mouth of a wizard. To use its beard, the wizard first opens its mouth underwater to take in water. The wizard then pushes the water out, and animals such as krill, copepods, and small fish are filtered by the beard and remain as a food source for the wizard. The beard is similar to bristles and consists of keratin, the same substance found in human fingernails, skin and hair.

whales are basically wizards

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thepanthercave:

mike-peace:

artofthecatt:

oh snap

REBLOG.

FOREVER.

This is an actual Therapist Recommended method for dealing with a runaway “inner critic” and this comic is perfect ❤️

this is actually how I became immune to existential dread


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zinjanthropusboisei:

These pictures are killing me

theses are the closest thing we have to real life dwarves

nanzyn:nanzyn:hikarigolden:omghotmemes:A tale in 4 parts Wait there’s a follow upim sorry but you

nanzyn:

nanzyn:

hikarigolden:

omghotmemes:

A tale in 4 parts

Wait there’s a follow up


im sorry but you guys are so far behind

okay wait i went back and screenshotted some (most?) of the good ones that were like on the main plot here so you all saw the top posts with the Irish Stegosaurus well that evolved into

also kind of unrelated but because of this stupid subreddit im actually not as bad at identifying flags

anyways sorry for the long post i just really loved this whole thing

this is the best post


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normal-horoscopes:

normal-horoscopes:

I wish crystal shops had big city deli energy.

“AYO paulie we got rose quartz?”

“Fresh out! They lookin for love or somekinda curse defense thing? We got citrine and onyx!”

“Tell you what buddy you take the citrine and ill throw in a house curse bottle talisman if you geddafuck outta here NEXT”

new yorker anti-curse wards

stepdadjesus:

bismuthcladbattleship:

musicprincess655:

doughfox:

exhausted-trashgoddex:

when it takes you a while to process what someone is saying and you realize they asked you a question

I cannot fucking believe I am drunk, past midnight, and tumblr is throwing fucking saturated fatty-acids at me

Listen here friendo I didn’t sit through a year of organic chemistry for you to come into my house and call a carboxylic acid a saturated fatty acid you respect that hexadecanoic acid

And I didnt get a degree in biochemistry to hear you say that carboxylic acids with aliphatic chains arent fatty acids. That hexadecanoic acid IS a saturated fatty acid!

battle of the biochemists

hopefullyababe:

disorganised-thomas:

emeraldwhale:

shallitickleyournerdbutton:

peasley:

atombombtom:

peasley:

You’re telling me a ginger bred this man?

this post actually made me consider my mortality. i am going to die one day oh my god

good evening?

an update

with help from @lord-bep

I wonder how they organized them

ismael5135:

wizardpotions:

Oh? You think the world is full of pain and suffering huh?

Well look into the big, soothing eyes of anomalocaris and maybe you’ll stop being such a hateful idiot


wasn’t this the first apex predator on earth?

If I was evil I would talk in a booming voice and be constantly shouting like doctor doom

I love those sea monsters from old medieval maps. the monks were like “the oceans boring go put a whale/boar/undescribed fish hybrid monster by out by England.”

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