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Loki (whispering to Peter Parker): Good job on the mission today Spiderling.

Peter (whispering back): Thank you Mr Loki. Why are we whispering?

Loki (still whispering): I want Thor to think we’re conspiring against him. Please look at him when you reply.

Peter (looking at Thor): This is realy funny Mr Loki.

Loki (also looking at Thor): I’m glad you agree.

Thor, sweating in fear: What are they talking about?

Tony, who overheard them but doesn’t want to ruin their fun:Stabbing

{Thor proceeds to yeet himself out the nearest window, the last sound he heard was Loki’s hysterical laughter}

Peter Parker (holding picture of Loki): Have you seen Mr Loki?

Thor: Did he dissappear with the Tesseract again !?

Peter Parker: Oh no he’s fine, he’s reading over there on the sofa, but I just want people to look at him. Isn’t he awesome? :D

Loki:

Peter Parker: Mr Loki are you ok?

Loki, failing to wipe away his happy tears: I-I’m fine

{Loki, Peter Parker and Tony on an Undercover Mission}

Tony (through coms): I need you two to argue and pretend to hate each other until they leave.

Peter Parker (through coms):What?

Loki (through coms):Why?

Tony (through coms): Do it, it’s for a distraction.

Peter Parker (to Loki):You are too awesome and smart! It’s frustrating! 

Loki:Me?! You are the- You are the most adorable child in the world!

Peter Parker :*pouts*

Tony on a sigh (through coms): Why… why did that offend him?

Loki (through coms): I usually say ‘in the universe’.

Loki’s Sentiment to Peter Parker

{Peter gets injured during a battle and falls into an unawakable coma and Loki feels guilty because he was the indirect cause of it. Peter wakes up in the end.}

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As Loki walks into the the hospital room Peter was sleeping in, his blood nearly froze cold at the sight of Peter Parker’s sleeping and marred face.

Sentiment was not Loki’s forte, but seeing his friend in such a state has awoken rare emotions that he thought his heart was no longer capable of feeling anymore. Emotions he only reserved and last felt when he realised he was the indirect cause of his mother’s death.

Slowly he approaches the bed and stands next to the young boy’s face, as he builds up the courage to say what was needed.

Loki: “I will not ask your forgiveness, because what I have done to you is unforgivable.

I was so lost in hatred and revenge that I have caused harm to you. (Loki’s calm demeanour starts to break)

Sweet Spiderchild, you stole what was left of my cold dead heart. (tears start falling from Loki’s eyes)

And now I have lost you forever. (Loki caresses Peter’s bruised forehead)

I swear, no harm will come to you as long as I live. (Loki’s voice starts to crack)

And not a day shall pass that I don’t miss your sweet smile. (Loki’s feels his heart breaking as he only hears deafening silence instead of Peter’s excited voice) Goodbye little Spiderling.”

Having said what he needed to say Loki places a soft farewell kiss on Peter’s forhead. Just as he turns to walks away, Loki hears a soft voice calling him from the bed.

Peter: “Hello, Mr Loki”

Frozen, Loki turns back. He saw Peter eyes open and alive, a happy smile gracing his lips as his eyes made contact with Loki’s. The sight was almost too much for Loki to handle.

Loki: “Hello Peter”

No other words are needed to be said as they both shared a heart warming embrace, this time with tears of happiness being shed.

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Notes: Watching, Maleficent (2014), I picture Loki and Peter Parker’s relationship is similar to Maleficent and Aurora.

Loki Gives Peter Parker a Makeover

{Peter thinks that Loki is the most fashionable person he knows goes to him for advice on what to wear to an Avengers formal party. Loki being a diva went overboard and the Avengers ended up wondering how on earth did Peter end up looking like a mini version of Loki.}_________________________________________

Bonus: {At the Party}

Random Jerk (to Peter): Why are you dressed like that?

Peter(innocently): Like what?

Random Jerk: Like your going to a funeral. Why are you dressed like some one died?

Loki(the one who helped dressed Peter):Wait

Loki and Peter Parker’s Trip to the Carnival

{Peter tries to knock over a space ship in a carnival booth to win a prize but fails because the game is rigged}

Loki: What was that? He hit that ship. I saw it with my own eyes.

Jerk Vendor: Let me explain something to you. You see that little tin spaceship? You see how it’s not knocked over? Do you know what that means, wizard-man? It means you don’t get the prize!

Loki (seething): Okay, my turn.

{Loki charges up his scepter into a giant canon and blasts the booth to oblivion}

Loki: Knocked over!

{Loki hands Peter the stuffed bear he won for him}

Peter: Oh my gosh Mr Loki that was so awesome! You were all green and glowing and blew the whole the thing up!

Loki(smug, ruffles Peter’s hair): Come on little Spiderling, let’s go destroy all the blasted cheating games in this carnival!

Peter: Yeah! Woo Hoo! Let’s go!

{And that’s why the Avengers never allowed Peter and Loki to go to the carnival without Thor ever again}

{Loki pauses violently beating up the assassins who tried to hurt Peter}

Loki(holding out his knife to Peter): I’m sorry little Spiderling, would you like to have a stab at them? :)

Peter: No, I’m good Mr Loki thank you. :)

{Loki battle crying proceeds to beat the ever loving tar out of the assassins while their screams of agony echo in the background}

Peter: Mr Loki I need your help!

Loki: What is ever the matter Spiderling?

Peter: Listen, I…I need a good lie.

Loki: Hm… How about feedom. (Peter looks confused) Freedom is life’s great lie. Once you accept that, in your heart, you will know…

Peter: No..nonono…I need a good lie to explain why I wasn’t at the decathlon meeting today.

Loki: Spiderling your a terrible liar.

Peter: Wha? No I’m not!

Loki: Oh really? Let me ask you something. Yesterday at the cafe we went to, I went to the bathroom, and when I came back, my muffin was gone. Who took it?

Peter: …Somebody opened the door…to the cafe … And a … Raccoon, came running in and went straight for your muffin I said “Hey! Don’t eat that! That’s Mr Loki’s!” and he said …….. He said “Peter, you stink at lying”. What am I going to do?

Loki(trying not to laugh): Don’t fret, Spiderling. We’ll come up with a good lie. I’ll even help you practice it.

Peter: Oh that’d be great. Thank you Mr Loki.

Loki Explaining His Friendship with Peter Parker to the Avengers

Loki: Thor, I didn’t understand why you cared so much about these dumb Midgardians until I befriend a Midgardian myself

Loki:(Picks up Peter and holds him close to his chest)

Peter::D

Loki: I’ve only known Peter Parker for a day and a half (takes out knife and waves it threatingly) BUT IF ANYTHING HAPPENED TO HIM I WOULD KILL EVERYONE IN THIS REALM AND THEN MYSELF

Peter:O_O

Other Avengers:Same

Loki After Joining the Avengers

Loki: I think I’m getting better at this! I didn’t even stab that mortal!

Peter Parker, exited for Loki: Yeah, that was so awesome Mr Loki! We’re so proud of you!

Loki, smug: No Stabbing Tuesdays, a new tradition!

Peter Parker: Yeah! Woo Hoo! :D (high fives Loki)

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Tony:… Should I be happy they’re getting along or concerned?

Thor:Both

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