#avengers endgame
what’s your fav captain marvel look?
mines honestly long hair carol
steve: *lives a long happy life, smiles, passes on his shield*
me:
Wanda Supermacy
Tony: what is going on here?
Morgan: *dressed in a red frilly gown* we’re playing princesses! Peter is taking his carriage very slowly by his rivals home, so that he can see his latest hat.
Peter: *driving a toy car, wearing a sequined blue dress with a matching blue hat* Eat you’re heart out Harley, you toad-eating hag.
Harley: *sipping tea from a plastic tea cup, dressed in an abysmal yellow gown* Peter, you must surely be aware that I am unable to view the roads from my castle due to the vastness of my estate.
Peter: oh, please do forgive my mistake, Harley, I had only assumed you could see from that ostentatiously high pedestal atop of which you have placed yourself.
Morgan: Ohhhhh! The girls are fighting!!!!!

Doctor Strange: you’re such an idiot!
Tony: yes! But I’m your idiot!
Tony: *pointing at his engagement ring* Fooorrrvvveeeeeeerrrrrrr!~
Loki: Gay as fuck to be a mad scientist. What are you mad about? Men? Are you just crazy about men?
Bucky: I hear that science is a man dominated field. Is that what you want? To be dominated by other men?
Tony: *confused af* I beg your pardon????
Bucky: *holding out a Bouquet of flowers* what’s not clicking?
Harley: Old people? More like fold people! *makes an origami swan out of a printed picture of Ironman*
Peter: literally what is going on through your mind that motivated you to make that.
Carol: *addressing the whole Iron family* no offense to all the people in this family but what the fuck is wrong with everybody?
it’s the way dudebros claim women only watch marvel movies bc of the hot guys but keep crying to this day over the one (1) 30 second scene with no men on screen in endgame
Saga continues:
2017: Where is Infinity War Trailer?
2018: Where is Avengers 4 trailer
2021: Where is Spider-Man No Way Home trailer?
2022: Where is Thor Love and Thunder trailer?
Saga continues:
2017: Where is Infinity War Trailer?
2018: Where is Avengers 4 trailer
2021: Where is Spider-Man No Way Home trailer?
2022: Where is Thor Love and Thunder trailer?
Here we go:
*internally screaming*
I see this person’s coming’s for both of my adorable boys.
How dare you?
He isn’t dead. I’m calling it. And I know you also know it deep down.
You scrolled down and you wonder
“Wakanda bullshit is this?” I know.
You can find the ranking here:
Okay, Endgame was good and all but how does it work with Far From Home, like, at all? They’re five years
END GAME SPOILER
The final battle against Thanos had me going in a loop the second the glove was passed from Ronin to Black panther to spidey.
Worlds most intense game of Hot Potato.
Endgame not-spoilers spoilers.
I gotta say it. Endgames premiering soon elsewhere and dudes…I’m sorry, but I’m gone. It’s gonna be a trial but I’m leaving till i see that bitch. No spoilers for me.
I woke up in a cold sweat to make this at 3am then went back to sleep