Camel Tea Time: the ultimate fanfiction for all the fans of the FBI agent (April Fool)

Today in the Redstarling server on Discord we decided to pretend we were a Camel fanbase server
@miskatsura suggested to write a fanfiction dedicated to Camel, to show our love for him
This is what came out of my mind (please consider that this story has been written only for fun, no serious intent. It’s just a trash fanfiction to joke, so do not take it seriously):

CAMEL TEA TIME

That day Camel woke up very early (as he used to do every day). It was a sunny morning and he wanted to take advantage of this to run the long stairs he liked so much, just to take a tasty fruit juice after the hard work. On the top of the stairs there was a fancy little cafè in which they made very good food and drinks, he had discovered it by chance and now he couldn’t stop to go there as soon as he stopped his daily physical exercise session.
While he was taking a sip of his fresh kiwi and peach juice, his phone rang. He took it out of the pocket and read the name on the display: it was Akai-san.

- Moshi moshi? Akai-san?- he answered.

- Good morning, Camel. I need to ask you a favor-

Akai-san always asked him favors, even not pleasant ones, but in the end he didn’t care too much: he was very loyal towards him and he was happy any time he could help his friend. Furthermore, he still felt guilty for what happened to Akai’s ex girlfriend, so helping him was is way to pay his debt.

- Sure- he accepted.

- I need you to take my car to the petrol station and refuel it. Then take it to the car wash, I noticed it’s a bit dirty. I guess Jodie hasn’t cleaned it recently-

- I need to go change my clothes before, then I’ll take the car to the petrol station and the car wash-

- Where you training on the stairs?-

- Yes-

- I thought so-

Before he could reply, Akai hung up the phone. Sometimes he had the impression that his friend teased him because of his devotion to the physical exercise.
He quickly finished the juice, paid the bill and left the cafè. He went home to have a shower and put on cleaned clothes and took Akai’s car to the petrol station first. After having refueled it, he went to the car wash. He sat and waited until the car was finally shining, then he left to return to the FBI meeting point.
While he was driving along the road in the center of Beika, his attention was caught by a nice ice cream shop at the right side of the road. Since the temperature was already hot, he decided to have a little break before going to work.
He parked the car next to the sidewalk and lined up with the other people, waiting for his turn to come. Suddenly he heard a familiar voice behind his back.

- Agent Camel-

He turned and saw the little detective Conan Edogawa with his friends.

- Oh, Conan-kun-

- What are you doing here?- asked the kid.

- I’m having an ice cream. They seem good and the weather is hot in this period- he answered, a bit embarrassed.

The conversation was interrupted by the ice cream shop maid, who asked him what tastes did he want. He ordered and paid his ice cream, said goodbye to Conan and his friends and returned to the car. Before getting into it, he took his time to finish the ice cream: he didn’t want to dirty Akai’s car again.
The group of kids went out of the shop with their respective ice creams in their hands. When they saw he was still there, they approached him again.

- Wow, what a beautiful car!- exclaimed Mitsuiko, amazed by the red Mustang.

- I want to drive a car like this when I grow up- said Genta, walking around it to admire every detail.

- It’s a fast car, you have to be careful- he answered smiling.

- I can go wherever I want with this car, as fast as Kamen Yaiba!-

The overweight kid spread his arms with a violent gesture, excited by the idea of looking like a superhero with that car. Unfortunately, his ice cream slipped from his hands and it flew directly on the car hood. Camel opened wide his mouth and eyes, looking horrified at the ice cream which was melting all over the hood, leaving a pastel yellow stain.

- Oh no, Genta! Look at what you did!- Yumi scolded him.

- I’m sorry, I didn’t want to- the kid lowered his head.

- What a pity! The car was so clean- replied Mitsuiko.

He was speechless and unable to react. He had to return again to the car wash and pay again to clean the car. All with his money.

- What’s happening here?-

That voice made his blood run cold. He turned a bit and saw Akai-san disguised as Subaru, who was staring at the car with his indecipherable gaze. He really liked his Mustang, so probably he was angry to see the ice cream on it. He swallowed hard and prayed all the saints to be still alive at the end of that day.

- Subaru-san- said Conan, surprised.

- Genta has thrown his ice cream on Agent Camel’s car- answered Yumi.

- I’m sorry- said again the overweighted kid.

- It was unintentional- Conan tried to justify his friend.

- I guess it’s not a big problem- replied Subaru - Camel can go to wash it-

He looked at him while saying those words and Camel felt like he was dying. Shivers run down his spine and he couldn’t say anything.

- I-I’ll g-go!- he finally managed to say, stuttering.

Without even saying goodbye, he run into the car and left the Detective Boys and Akai-san, driving fast to the car wash.
That morning he arrived late to work and James scolded him. He felt bad for all the day and the only thing he wanted was to go home and sleep. For many people that would have been just an unlucky day to forget, but for him…that was a normal day in Camel’s life.