Wen Chao at the Cloud Recesses - Yes, he’s garbage, and he interrupted Jiang Cheng’s carefully prepared gift-giving, which is unforgiveable, but you cannot deny that this is a moderately dramatic entrance. From a piece of shit. 5/10, hate him, consolation prize for most punchable face.
Lan Wangji on the search for Wei Wuxian - The slow climb up the stairs. The epic scenery. The unsubtle threat. 8/10, points deducted because the follow-up is anticlimactic. We should have gotten to see some ass-kicking.
Lan Wangji at the hostage summer camp - Improvement! Isn’t letting the scenery do all the work, but letting it work for him instead. More slow swishy robes. More murder in his expression. No sign of having a broken leg because he keeps the pain inside. 9/10, excellent way to not be dead, no wonder Wei Wuxian rapidly develops a technique for flirting in hostage situations.
okay but the mariner’s revenge song is so funny when you consider it from the whale’s perspective. you swallow a ship full of sailors but two of them survive and one of them starts singing an absolute banger about how the other fucked his mom and ruined his life so now they’re trapped together in your stomach he’s going to finally get his revenge. you just know that whale went swimming around the ocean to anyone who’d listen after like “you guys aren’t gonna BELIEVE this”
Hey tumblr friends, in case I haven’t told you lately, I have no idea what the FUCK half of you are on about and I WISH I didn’t know what the rest of you are on about. Great work. Keep it up.
