radioactive-snake:

vampireapologist:

stardustodinson:

vampireapologist:

drake?

josh?

where’s the body of christ?

tortol:

lunartic938:

“My other OTP is so adorable. She shot him in the hand, making him lose a few fingers. He was manipulated into stabbing her in the stomach. He keeps indirectly admitting his love for her and it’s the cutest thing. He also made she sure that she wouldn’t die without being kissed. He was a criminal, but he’s changed his stealing ways for her.”

– Me explaining to my mom why I’m sobbing and once again sounding like a crazy fangirl.

drowningdryonland:

Reblog if yours does too.

meatfighter:

meatfighter:

meatfighter:

Come get this dick-fil-a

I’m tired of y'all reblogging this every Sunday

One of you shit heads are saving this post and waiting until Sunday to reblog it

I will fucking find you

Here I am at 3 in the morning watching Rent, thinking to myself “god, I hope Angel doesn’t die” like he doesn’t every time I watch it. Doesn’t mean I’m gonna cry any less tho.

Someone: So how did you come out?

Percy: Well I was going to say “I’m gonna leave” and “bye”, so I just said “I’m bye”

Hercules: Wow, I can’t find any of my shirts

Lafayette: *wearing shirt down to knees* …weird

Percy is that kind of person who just goes around camp quoting vines

-Will annoy everyone in the car by saying “road work ahead, I sure hope it does” every time they pass a road work sign

-Whenever he is sword fighting he will just yell “I’ve got the power of god and anime on my side. AHHHH”

-While in a fight with a monster he will randomly say “I’m a bad bitch you can’t kill me”

-Will just run up to Jason and sing “I love you bitch, I won’t ever stop loving you. Bitchhhh”

-Says “that’s what good pussy sounds like” whenever someone is making Mac and cheese

-Goes to Olympus and yells “I AINT GOT NO SLEEP CAUSE OF YALL, YALL NEVER GONNA SLEEP CAUSE OF ME”

-Stands on beach and sings “you are my dad, you’re my dad, boogy woogy woogy”

-Goes up to Paul “you’re not my dad!!”

-Falls into Tartarus “Mother trucker dude that hurt like a but cheek on a stick”

-Yells “Let’s Mcfriccen lose it” when Nico Buys happy meals for the dead

-Walks into Poseidon cabin, yells “what’s up fuckers”

Connor:*Dies*

Evan:

Lafayette and Jefferson: *speaking rapid French*

Milligan: Wonder what they are talking about

Lafayette: *In french* I forgot how to spell bye so I spelled it B-I while texting and that’s how I came out

Slytherin: We all know I just want to see people’s heads on the floor

Hufflepuff: Do you want to see my head on the floor??

Slytherin: No I want to see your clothes on the floor

Hamilton: I think your pants look hot. Laurens you should just take them off.

Laurens, Mulligan, and Lafayette:….

Hamilton: I mean, I like you a lot

Burr: Hamilton can we-

Hamilton: *hiding under covers* I’m sorry I can’t hear you I’m in my house

Burr: Hamilton, this is serious stop this.

Hamilton: What. What was that. I can’t hear you.

Burr:*facepalms*

theincognitolesbian:

gay culture:

1. we can’t?? fucking?? sit properly no matter how hard we try
2. flannel tied round the waist
3. buying anything with a rainbow on it
4. anything
5. doesn’t matter how ugly it is it has a rainbow so now it’s yours bitch
6. taking the am i gay quizzes we took while questioning for nostalgia’s sake
7. we all?? love cats?? why do we all love cats so much??
8. keyboard smashes

9. Tumblr, if you are on tumblr, you are 110% gay

10. Screeching when you see a pride flag outside of someone’s house

11. All of the gay jokes

12. Probably outed yourself so you could make a gay joke

13. LOVE, SIMON

14. Glitter, why glitter idk, it takes forever to get rid of, GILTTER