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boyboobs:

easy as hell i wont need shelter when im watching morbius in theatres everyday for the rest of my life

pencilscratchins:

ID: 4 different fan comics from the series What We Do In the Shadows. In the first, Nadja is looking at two texts from Nandor on her phone. He sent her a picture of him embracing Guillermo, sluttily, from behind and he follows the pic up with a copy pasta. "Happily with my 5'8 king of 8 days while you are getting ghosted by 6 ft alcoholics with necrotic penises but keep talking about how you only be dating tall men, please." Nadja looks affronted at her phone, half confused half disgusted, and replies "laszlo is 177 cm you fucking plonker."
In the next comic, Guillermo leans over a table, clearly pissed. He's dressed in a half buttoned black shirt with a 1970's style holster and his black gloves; a cross hanging in his open collar. He berates Nandor, "so you don't return our calls for a fucking year, and now you show back up and want to act like nothing happened?" Nadja gestures from behind him, "why are you not stabbing him? I thought we agreed you should just stab him?" Guillermo barrels on: "give me one good reason not to listen to Nadja right now." Across from him, a clearly horny Nandor is sweating, flushed, ONLY looking at Guillermo's new beard and chest. The horny grip meme is overlayed as he struggles to form words.
The third comic is just Laszlo, giving a talking head to the camera. "One thing they don't tell you about being a DILF," he says, "is often, you're actually expected to raise the little bugger!"
Now, in the final comic, Baby Colin Robinson sits looking at a phone in a crib. He's dressed in a baby version of usual beige look. "Colin Robinson is actually a very easy baby to put to bed." Laszlo is saying, out of frame, "all I have to do is set him up with his favorite bedtime story- which is of course the overly personal, unrelated stories at the beginning of recipe blogs, and he's out like a light!" We see on his screen, a rambling tale on a blog about brownies about the Titanic, lost diamonds, and Lee Harvey Oswald. /END ID

im very excited for season 4 [ID in alt]

peregrineggsandham:

inthewayoutthere:

dragontatoes:

inthewayoutthere:

What if when we were born we were each assigned a Wikipedia page like a social security number would that be fucked up or what

do you mean a wikipedia page aboutus? or do you mean some baby is arbitrarily given the rights and responsibilities to update the paramecium article?

ok I did mean a Wikipedia page about us. But keep talking I like where you’re headed

What’s your government-assigned Wikipedia page? (No rerolls. I am in charge of “1929 in Wales” now. Not a great year, some bad floods in November.)

orcaowl:

mistressdratha:

mistressdratha:

me looking at john singer sargents watercolours: Just Fuck Of…

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(Adding some of his alligator watercolors to this post)

lizzyforever:

People that live near a grocery store are always like I’m going to the grocery store

peanotbotter:

any follower i have that smokes, i want you to quit. and any follower that doesnt, i want you to start

wonderfulbike:

Dream met gala themes go

as-old-roads:

anarchistmemecollective:

seraphic-content:

Apropos of recent events, here is an article detailing how to perform a self managed abortion for up to ten weeks from last menstrual cycle

The article links various other abortion care and service sites such as

among many others that can help you find abortion pills as well as instructions, aftercare, and legal aid, should you need it.

image of the top of the wikipedia article linked below

I love this!! For my fellow “prefer to learn by listening” ppl:

Here’s a 30min podcast episode about how you can help members of your community access abortion pills, which are FDA approved and safe and effective to self administer ♥️

It features an interview with the cofounder of Women Help Women/Self-Managed Abortion, Safe and Supported (SASS). They’re also safe and inclusionary for all bodies and identities :) They have secure servers to contact counselors for advice and a secure menstrual tracker app called Euki that teaches about birth control and using abortion pills safely!

Never forget that approx 20% of pregnancies self terminate, potential complications from abortion pills are the same as a regular miscarriage, and these pills being prescription-only has nothing to do with safety and everything to do with regressive puritanical reproductive health policies ♥️

It IS fucked up that we’re losing access to safe clinics. We SHOULD have the right to go to a doctor easily for abortion but even if we don’t: No more scaring each other about coat hangers!!! We don’t have to feel only scared and helpless! We can take care of each other. We should all learn this stuff. It’s basic info about our bodies and our health.

cowgurlxxx:

fartgallery:

Dude living downstairs has been loudly rapping for like 10 minutes, then suddenly did a high pitched scream, and now its silent down there

he got raptured

bunsprites:

steveyockey:

what’s the funniest show that could be pitched to someone tumblr style like “omg watch this there is a gay character and autistic representation!”

It’s always sunny in Philadelphia

mystereoheart:

new favorite youtube comment just dropped

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