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A curiosity shop opens up where you can rent superpowers, magical abilities, mystical artifacts, and mad science technology. The catch? Payments are made with abstract concepts. Life, memories, etc.

How about I just sell off my poverty for some laser eye blasts?

how about i just
sell off my poverty for
some laser eye blasts

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1five1two:

Ephesus

lovelikemountains:

you ever just get in bed and ur like yep this is where i’m meant to be

i got summoned for jury duty two days after spring break is over so i have to call and reschedule someone shoot me instead

upside-down-cat:

What a silly face!