how about i just
A curiosity shop opens up where you can rent superpowers, magical abilities, mystical artifacts, and mad science technology. The catch? Payments are made with abstract concepts. Life, memories, etc.
How about I just sell off my poverty for some laser eye blasts?
sell off my poverty for
some laser eye blasts
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Help keep my meatbag slave alive.
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i got summoned for jury duty two days after spring break is over so i have to call and reschedule someone shoot me instead