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chaotichero:

Harold, they’re lesbians!


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favorite bits of the cast interviews in the LOTR special features:

  • Dominic Monaghan, Billy Boyd, Elijah Wood and Viggo Mortensen all taking the piss out of Orlando Bloom for going on about a cracked rib too much, while Orlando Bloom desperately tries to wriggle out of talking about it (special mention to Elijah Wood’s “oh it hurts, babes, and I can’t ride the horse, babes” and Viggo Mortensen’s “they can be very fragile, elves, especially the…Mirkwood strain…”)
  • Ian McKellen commenting that “they never did find any suitable underwear for Gandalf…”
  • Dominic Monaghan going on and on about how Viggo Mortensen apparently had a crush on one of the Rohirrim extras (who like a lot of the Rohirrim extras was a woman in a fake beard) while Vigoo Mortensen just mutters “one could perhaps say something about Mr. Monaghan’s…proclivities…”
  • Dominic Monaghan’s imitation of John Rhys-Davies ordering food at a restaurant for the whole cast. “You have partridge? BRING THE PARTRIDGE!”
  • John Rhys-Davies talking about an incident with the Lothlorian boats and saying “if an elf and a dwarf are in a boat…and…the boat goes under…let us say that the blame was not placed on the elf” while Orlando Bloom splutters “he’s a big guy, man!” 
  • Elijah Wood talking about how the hobbit actors shared a trailer with Ian McKellen and sometimes they would hear inarticulate bellows of protest from his side when they played loud music in the mornings
  • Viggo Mortensen talking about how, while filming with those same boats, Kirin Shaw (Elijah Wood’s scale double) started telling him “if the boat tips over…save yourself…I can’t swim.” 
  • Elijah Wood describing how Sean Astin would try to direct the helicopters to land while they were on location, while the other three hobbits were screwing around and throwing pinecones at each other
  • Christopher Lee recounting how he had so much trouble going up some steps in Orthanc with his long robe that he stopped in the middle of the scene and said, “I cannot get up these goddamn steps, Peter.” 
  • Viggo Mortensen mentioning that he left a weekend rehearsal and went walking down the street still swinging his sword around, and promptly got the cops called on him

#i literally hold every film up to the standard of lotr#including the quality of extras#and literally no other film will ever compare#fucking legends

the lotr cast interviews are literally the real life version of that trope where you cut between characters telling wildly divergent accounts of the same event, each of which paints the other as an incompetent buffoon, and it’s hilarious

Some more wild shit from the extras:

Viggo kissing Billy Boyd square on the mouth during the filming of Sam’s wedding

The whole thing where Viggo and the stunt men would smash their foreheads together as a greeting and then one time Viggo did it to Orlando Bloom and left a giant mark

When he filmed fight scenes Johnathan Rhys-Davies would hit every single stunt man consistently

Viggo would LITERALLY just go and fish in the river while they were filming

That one video where I think Billy and Dominic are comparing their dicks

During the fight with Lurtz at the end of fellowship that knife that gets thrown at Aragorn is a Real Knife and Viggo just fucking hit it away with his Real Sword and the sound that’s in the movie is the actual sound it made

The new Zealand extras did a haka to honor Viggo Mortensen after the film was done

obsidianmage3:

gui1ttripping:

homosexual-having-tea:

Things That Happened in 2020 That Don’t Feel Like They Did:

-The Witcher came out

-The movie Parasite wins at the Oscars

-Stickbugging

-Kim Jong Un “died” like three times

-Ray Bans Official Charity Sale For $26.99 Today

-The murder hornets appearing and disappearing in like a week

-The Sonic movie came out

-Jennifer Lopez pole dances at the Superbowl

-4/20/2020

-X Æ A-12 Musk

-UFOs are real apparently

-Plane flights were like $15 at one point

-For some reason, Clone High is making a comeback

-Leaving school in March for a “few weeks lockdown” and now we’re here

-Friday the 13th was the last “normal” day for a lot of us

these all feel 5 years away at least

gallowsgirl:

plaidos:

plaidos:

plaidos:

plaidos:

i have a lesbian friend called Maggie who claims to be stupid but has given me some of the most powerful advice ive ever received, information that only a lesbian could deliver

she used to work for a gay club where her job would be to carry around a tray of shots (she’s like pretty short and had one (1) extremely buff arm because of this bc she had to hold the tray real high above her head when going thru crowds) and she found that obviously she’d get tipped better if she dressed sexy, so she’d come to work in just lingerie and bunny ears, and i was like “damn i could never” and i asked her how she had the body confidence to do it

her answer was “oh i don’t i’m just dumb” and honestly? that’s the best piece of advice i’ve ever been given, period.

she told me that a good sport/hobby for depressed lesbians to take up is martial arts, because not only does it give you a reason to get out the house and socialise more, but because it gives you a good way to get more control over your body in more ways than one

not only does it prepare you for a potential time in later your life where you might need to defend yourself against non-consensual touching (be it sexual or otherwise) but it gives you a way to platonically, professionally and most importantly consensually be touched and touched other people in a semi-public, friendly environment, and she told me it’s really important that lesbians do that because we can get so caught up in our heads about being touched & not being touched. it also works as an environment where you can always say “stop” and you know they will - because that’s the point

Maggie is wise beyond her years

i was once discussing the big spoon/little spoon with a friend and she interupted us and gave the most definitive answer i’ve ever heard; the wisest addition to Big Spoon/Little Spoon discourse anybody could have, something i still think about every day.

she said “middle spoon” and for the first time in my life it DAWNED ON ME you could do BOTH at ONCE

anyway hats off to Maggie she’s one of my favourite people in the world

My girlfriend is a “dumb” (actually very wise) lesbian named Maggie and I thought “oh wow what a funny coincidence.” But the more I read the more I realized no, the Maggie in question here is /actually/ my girlfriend (there are only so many lesbian Maggies that used to work as club bunny girls after all). Anyway yes hats off to Maggie. One time when I was mad at myself for something stupid I did she said “well if you’re upset it means that you really care about it, and isn’t it lovely that you have the capacity to care so deeply?” She is wise beyond her years.

laurencin-draws: dorothea’s sage outfit slaps dont even talk to me

laurencin-draws:

dorothea’s sage outfit slaps dont even talk to me


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asteraws: twitter requests while waiting to get the game X____Xasteraws: twitter requests while waiting to get the game X____Xasteraws: twitter requests while waiting to get the game X____X

asteraws:

twitter requests while waiting to get the game X____X


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faerieko: ZOOM IN THANKSwhat up my dudes I haven’t posted anything in a while so let me give you som

faerieko:

ZOOM IN THANKS

what up my dudes I haven’t posted anything in a while so let me give you some soft gays to make up for it

aka I will always stand by this pokemon sun and moon ship

so anyway I HC mizuki/selene/moon/etc to not be the best with mornings look at that bedhead 


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calonarang: Just some kids on an adventure

calonarang:

Just some kids on an adventure


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ositia: from kanto with loveart blogositia: from kanto with loveart blog

ositia:

from kanto with love

art blog


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shingojira:

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yatterman:

I’m so fucking sorry

Kingdom Hearts III looks good

Why is op better than the actual Mickey replacement

pokemoncap: “good.” pokemoncap: “good.” pokemoncap: “good.” pokemoncap: “good.” pokemoncap: “good.”
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candiikismet:

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kristoffbjorgman:

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…you’re lucky I’m a stubborn asshole because these took way longer to make than I’d like to admit.

holy fucking shit

did you just gif the whole fucking movies

Fucking genius

Bitch, EVEN THE CREDITS??

THIS DUDE JUST MADE GIFS OF ENTIRE MOVIES HOLLY SHIT

I JUST GOT MY ENTIRE LIFE!

My childhood in one gifset


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castlewyvern:

fyeahmarvel:

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)

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ducclord: Carry your girl~ More Fjorm and Laevatain just because :v I might draw some of my S-Rank p

ducclord:

Carry your girl~

More Fjorm and Laevatain just because :v I might draw some of my S-Rank pair later for more femslash feb

Next up will be Ethlyn and Brave!Celica!


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theotheristhedoctor:

dunkstein:

dunkstein:

I will be 70 years old and I still will never have gotten over the time the Mythbusters used a rocket powered steel wall to - and I use this word as literally as possible - vaporize an entire car into red mist

https://youtu.be/Nl8xTqTUGCY

If you haven’t seen this episode of Mythbusters I feel so bad for you because “What car?” remains to this day as a defining moment of my adolescence and my entire life

That was a near-religious experience 

omgitsrin: nuclear-nigerians:bugcore:anxious-selkie-analysis:bugcore:tonights-episode: tonig

omgitsrin:

nuclear-nigerians:

bugcore:

anxious-selkie-analysis:

bugcore:

tonights-episode:

tonight’s episode: THE WRITER’S BARELY-DISGUISED FETISH

give 1 good example of a fetish in that show!

i can name a few

But wait, there is more!


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kingdrawsstuff:

Heya figured I should let you guys know the reason there has been, and will be a long while between my art postings is due to the fact I’m working on getting a webtoon together. ✨ I’m taking it very seriously, which sadly has met the art I have finished is all for the comic and i don’t wanna post any of it before the story is almost ready to start getting released online. Sorry for the silence, I’m not dead.. just hard at work on secret personal projects. Anything I get done that not related to the comic I’ll be sure to post! Thanks for be patient for new art.

serami gallery photo

cathugging:

marshals-to-dictators:

cathugging:

marshals-to-dictators:

You’re all monsters

even her?

No!!! Of course not!!!! She’s wonderful!

you fool!!

shoefaced-gemini:

Y'all THIS is the official citrus scale. Don’t be tagging adult content as oranges when you mean grapefruit. Do it right or don’t do it at all, my dudes.

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