person: I hate small talk. I wanna talk about death, aliens, sex, what life means and why we are here
me: listen man, you gonna buy these shoes or nah? cause I gotta close up in about 10 minutes
[sees a dog] [gentle gasp]
i found out that color tags of the bread are based on the day it was baked
I admire people who do exercise with no music like you are putting your body in pain while being alone with your thoughts… that´s double torture
Massive L to our ancestors for not domesticating the Bear for the ultimate friend
i sympathize with the post on the one hand but also ‘man we shoulda domesticated bears’ has the same energy as a divorced dad being like ‘i should have married that girl from high school’ when the girl in question was never ever interested and also turned out to be a lesbian frontwoman for an obscure but respected ska revival band
the daytona 500
*cancels plans* sorry i can’t come i’m ugly
PS You bleed on the black bamboo fiber part and not on your favorite villagers!
I need these ASAP, totally gonna buy some for myself
im so happy reusable pads are a thing again!! reblogging for people who experience menstruation!
I’m sorry, those are super cute and I’m all for using and signal boosting reusable pads bc it’s an incredible movement, but I’m laughing harder than I should have at “you don’t bleed on your favorite villagers”…THE IMAGERY
these seem nice,,,
I already bought myself a set.
me: today i will play video game
*turns on video game*