Dumbledore shares some scones
James and Severus confront each other in Regency era
and more nightmares to come
EachWednesday, Friday and Sunday at 00:00 (Rome), yes I’ve been working hard and finally, health permitting, this is gonna be the schedule for the series here on tumblr and twitter, and I guarantee that it’s coming even more stupid.
Are y’all okay?
Just a note that Ron Weasley canonically thirsts over men in furs
Y’all….this white man went and lived in India for 6 months where he “discovered” masala chai and decided to make his own version that he now sells and calls…..mud water. I shit you not thats the brand name.
Aside from picking the most culturally insensitive name ever, he’s marketing this as if it’s a whole new creation. A brand new “coffee substitute” while In reality it’s literally just masala chai with some ground up mushrooms and cacao thrown in for foolishness. Like congratulations, you made weird masala tea and named it mud water.
“So I set out to make something better” TEA! You made a cup of tea bitch. This man writes like he reinvented the wheel instead of just putting mushrooms in tea
He describes the tea vendors as being “dressed in rags” but in the commercial where he shows footage of himself being served tea, the vendors look like this?
Clothes…….these are clothes but somehow this man has come up with mud water and rags
Tskhkstjwkjdni under his recipe section. This is literally tea and honey.
i spent 3 weeks in italy and a man dressed in mystic garb offered me a red elixir they call “wyne” and now i have come back to civilization to offer a new product lifted from this ancient civilization i like to call GRP \ WTR
Post war, everyone’s alive, but still Sirius wakes up every night in cold sweat…
Hirsutism: body hair growth in a male-like distribution on female people (eg. afab people having coarse hair on their chin, chest, back, buttocks, thighs…). Caused by an increase in hormones called androgens, your body being more sensitive to them, or both. Source(derogatory)
Today I was thinking about that time my endocrinologist went on for 15 minutes about how the only way I’d ever be hairless would be by doing laser hair removal… Even after I’d told him several times I wasn’t interested in removing my body hair at all. Since I can’t go back in time to ask him this exact question, I thought I’d make a banner.
And because I know doctors, and people in general, love to assume so many other human characteristics are tragedies to the people who have them, here are a few more banners to go with it:
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Feel free to use these (credit appreciated) and to request a different banner if you want to!
Sooo I read a really hilarious fanfic by @aibidil called “Beards, Booty Shorts, and Binaries” and I couldn’t help but create art!
Such a good fic! Definitely reccomend <3
OH MY GOODNESS THIS IS……..INCREDIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT HERMIONE’S BEARD!!!!!!!!!! RON’S MAKEUP!!!!!!!! DRACO’S FKN SKIRT!!!! HARRY’S HAIRY BOOTY-SHORTED LEGS!!!
Agbcjfjxddjfivycf@lilbeanz absolutely incredible thank you so much for sharing this incredible art.
You really thought I was done with the shitty memes?
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