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the names eridan and tumblr deleted my blog because i got too fuckin famous im like ten swweeps old or somethin and enjoy many things such as goin on important questly journeys and bein better than you if youre goin to ask me about the shrek thing...
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3R1D4N 1S NOT D34D

boww wwoww wwoww yippee yo yippee yay

Fantastic.

1 DONT R3M3MB3R WHO YOU 4R3 31TH3R

I DONT R3M3MB3R MY P4SSWORD OR MY 3M41L

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carnaptiousgallionic:

ahabsiconoclast:

i cant believve the meta content is ovver and i still only havve 150 followwers 

did i rise so far that god made me fall 

FLEW TOO CLOSE TO THE SUN.

wwhat wwas i talkin about oh yea so umb sent me a bunch a shitty anime sketches in the mail again so i figured wwe could light em on fire in the lawwnring

i cant believve the meta content is ovver and i still only havve 150 followwers 

did i rise so far that god made me fall 

wwell thats it guys time to pack shit up and burn the hivve dowwn its ovver

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ahabsiconoclast:

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B3C4US3 1 FORGOT TO US3 TH3 M4GN3T P1CTUR3

WWHERES MY MAGNETS

1 THOUGHT TONY D4NZ4 W4S B3TT3R

i wwish i could look like tony danza in real life

neverendingpuzzlemurders:

THERE’S A PICTuRE OF A MEAT CHuNK. A RAW MEAT CHuNK. IT IS MAKING ME HuNGER.

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@ahabsiconoclast

B3C4US3 1 FORGOT TO US3 TH3 M4GN3T P1CTUR3

WWHERES MY MAGNETS

I’M DISTuRBED.

get it out get it out

wwhy

knowingoverseer:

Um excUse yoU. that’s HIS wing of the hive. not the whole hive. i keep the common area and my side of the hive livable >:U

yea youre right your side is delightful 

neverendingpuzzlemurders:

ahabsiconoclast:

neverendingpuzzlemurders:

ABSOLuTE FOOLS. ASSuMING I LEAVE KNIVES LAYING ON THEIR SIDES. RENDERED uSELESS. THEY LAY ON THE FLOOR, YES. BuT THE POINTY BITS ARE uP.

umb wwalkin around straightenin his upright floor knivves collection

CORRECTION: FLOATING AROuND. STRAIGHTENING THE uPRIGHT FLOOR KNIFE COLLECTION. WITH A KNIFE IN HIS FOOT.

literally wwhat is wwrong wwith you

neverendingpuzzlemurders:

ABSOLuTE FOOLS. ASSuMING I LEAVE KNIVES LAYING ON THEIR SIDES. RENDERED uSELESS. THEY LAY ON THE FLOOR, YES. BuT THE POINTY BITS ARE uP.

umb wwalkin around straightenin his upright floor knivves collection

neverendingpuzzlemurders:

ahabsiconoclast:

havve you evver wwondered wwhat findin a needle in a haysack wwould be like but wwith an entire room full a knivves and rottin meat instead a hay???

wwelcome to umbs hivve

I’VE COuNTED OVER FIFTY KNIVES. I LOST COuNT. THERE MAY BE MORE, I ACCIDENTALLY KICKED A FEW uNDER THE DESK.

also umb is there countin at you

havve you evver wwondered wwhat findin a needle in a haysack wwould be like but wwith an entire room full a knivves and rottin meat instead a hay???

wwelcome to umbs hivve

ahabsiconoclast:

i made a real breakthrough wwith my magnet science today

right through the wwindoww i mean wwere goin to need some repairs

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