found this sweet little thing at the supermarket for a couple of dollars! i named her lala
The Other Side, 1918, by Dean Cornwell (American, 1892-1960)
cats are like. i am very small and have cute little triangle ears. also locking me out of the bathroom is a hate crime
You’re strong. Your undead minions are plentiful and loyal. The skulls motif in your tower is not “tacky”. Your enemies are afraid of you. You don’t need the approval of the living.
man lying on the hospital floor gasping: need .. IV …
me, roman: four WHAT???
priest: do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?
bride: i do
me, a roman, tearing up: one do what????
wife: I can’t do this anymore. I’m sorry. I’ve been cheating on you with my ex
me, a roman: [with tears in my eyes] your ten WHAT???
husband, tearing up when seeing our twin babies for the first time: I… I…
me, a roman: We’ve been over this, I know there’s two of them!