my knight in slimy armor……
Fun fact! The bacteria in your mouth dont eat your enamel! They only eat sugars and such. The stuff that eats your enamel is the byproduct produced by the digestive process of the bacteria. In other words, the thing that causes tooth decay is the bacteria’s equivalent of shit, not the bacteria themselves!
cunningly avoiding tooth decay by going to bed with a single square of chocolate on my tongue for the bacteria to snack on instead of my teeth
cunningly avoiding tooth decay by going to bed with a single piece of toilet paper on my tongue for the bacteria to wipe their ass on instead of my teeth
“folx" is fake woke. say everypony like a real feminist
Why do right-wing memes make us look so cool. I support these gay anarchists and their dog backpack
its funny how the right uses insults as if “ur gay” is gonna stir us up. yes sir, i would say. yes sir.
I searched for love in the heavens above.